A Pair of Fine Eyes

The world is our boyfriend.

Come work for me Jeremiah, I have plenty of projects around my house.

Come work for me Jeremiah, I have plenty of projects around my house.

And when you are done with that Mario, take out the trash! And by “trash’ I mean me, I am hungry.

And when you are done with that Mario, take out the trash! And by “trash’ I mean me, I am hungry.

I know, Gabriel, I know. I’m just as mad as you are that Suits won’t be back until next summer. So, come on, let’s go watch Star Trek, drink some Scotch and get lost in your legal briefs.

I know, Gabriel, I know. I’m just as mad as you are that Suits won’t be back until next summer. So, come on, let’s go watch Star Trek, drink some Scotch and get lost in your legal briefs.

Sebastian, turn that frown upside down. I already told you I’d buy you a daiquiri. Fine, two daiquiris.
Chris! Get back here I am not done with that yet!

Chris! Get back here I am not done with that yet!

Eric! Put those fangs away. However, those evil eyes are giving it to me something fierce!
I don’t care where we’re going, Gale, just look at me like that for next million miles or so.
It’s not that difficult, Toby, sausage or bacon? Ok, fine, both.

It’s not that difficult, Toby, sausage or bacon? Ok, fine, both.

Elvis, you pretty.
Oh hey Paul, walk this way. You are getting warmer.

Oh hey Paul, walk this way. You are getting warmer.

(Source: maudit)